Once I was running late to get to a brand new job, had to check in, then go over and get my drug test. ALL MORNING people were staring at me with this half-horrified look. I started getting seriously weirded out, what the hell was wrong with me? Got to the drug testing place, got my cup, flipped on the bathroom light and discovered in my haste I had nicked myself with my razor, twice, and had two 6-inch vampire-style blood trails drying on my neck.