- I am a native New Englander who wound up in South Texas and now needs a flux capacitor to get back home.
- I spend my days as an office gonk and evenings as an attention-deficit artist/writer/photographer.
- I am a potty-mouthed music fiend who doesn’t like chocolate or pulpy juice, loves email, and falls down frequently.
- I’ve slept on a desk due to irrational arachnophobia.
- I am afraid of to-do lists and light beer.
- I love art, travel, tattoos, photography, writing that kicks me on my ass, and the general dumbassery of life.
- I am thrilled that you’ve taken the time to read this far.